Monday, January 3, 2011

Sarah answers the complex questions

Can you imagine Sarah dealing with complex issues in the Whitehouse or anywhere else?

Chief of Staff "Sarah, what do you think we need to do to end the housing crisis?"

Sarah "I don't have a talking point for this question."

Chief of Staff "We have a looming threat from South Korea, how shall we handle this?"

Sarah "I am a Maverick, so let's start World War 3."

Chief of Staff "How do we deal with this economic meltdown?"

Sarah "We need to cut the earmarks"

These are probably not even stupid enough to be her real answers

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