Friday, May 27, 2011

Sarah's Bus Tour Theme

Sarah is about to undertake a bus tour starting in DC. Rumor has it that the theme of the idiots bus tour is, 

"Throw the USA Under the BUS!!!

Thanks again Sarah!!!

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Sarah Fix's the Problem-Defund NPR?

Sarah the attack dog has gone on the attack again. She was questioning Obama this week about the budget and his alleged attempt to freeze military funding. Sarah said that Obama wants to make sure NPR doesn't lose funding, but that he is more than happy to use the military funding for his political gain. In fact, she called his handling of the situation, "appalling". You have no solutions idiot, so you should stop throwing rocks.

Sarah, you are a media whore and you want to simply say something controversial. The best thing that we could do as a country going forward would be to cut military spending. That is the fat that needs to be cut to get us back on track as well as raising taxes from 36% to 39% on the wealthiest. The moron's like Sarah want to focus on insignificant budget items like NPR and Planned Parenthood. Just because you keep talking Sarah, it doesn't mean it is going to become more intelligent.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Libya Criticism from the Professor

How dare you Sarah Palin! Sarah, the professor, is criticizing Obama's handling of Libya. If he had not gone into Libya she would have criticized him for that too. Her bottom line is that she disagrees with everything Barry does, and therefore keeps her base hot in the pants.

Sarah, you don't understand domestic issues and policies, so stop trying to weigh in on foreign policy. The only thing for you that is foreign is a thought in your head.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011


Recent polls have shown our dear friend Sarah trailing Charlie Sheen in a Presidential poll for independent voters. Sheen has the edge by a margin of 41%-36%. I would say he is officially winning! Charlie is certainly more presidential.

Next up for Sarah will be a head to head match up with the Anti-Christ. I will take the Anti-Christ with the points.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

back from vacation-Sarah is still here-too bad

Back from vacation, but Sarah is still here unfortunately. This ignoramous is now blaming the gas prices on Obama. Maybe it has something to do with the middle east?

"anti-drilling mentality" and said the president was waging a "war on domestic oil and gas exploration and production" that was resulting in high gas prices for Americans.

Here conclusions are literally based upon nothing and it is simply another one of her talking points. I guess she was jealous that Michele Bachmann was moving ahead of her with stupid comments.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Iowa Incompetence

As the first primary nears in Iowa, Sarah doesn't have hardly any operation on the ground. My guess is that her arrogance tells her that she doesn't need to do the traditional stuff to win. She believes that her celebrity status, her "you betchas", and idiotic talking points will be enough.
Either that is the case or she is not running in this election. I believe either way is a win as neither scenario has her winning and having her hand on any button.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Bristol's Memoir

It is confirmed Bristol's book comes out this summer and it is a behind the scenes look at her life. While I think she is certainly not the sharpest knife in the drawer, it is not her fault being born into this family. Her mother, the media whore, will probably be pissed that her daughter is getting attention and she is not. Clearly, this will be a ghost writer like her Mother's book. Know Sarah can list this on her reading list when Katie Couric asks her what she reads. The good news is it will probably be on her second grade reading level.